These days you just have to have a sense of humor.

How Bad IS it?

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

The economy is so bad:

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

Motel Six wont leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

So sad and funny, but true.

HA HA HA!!!

I collect matchbox cars!!!

and have owned the same truck for 11 years...

It is true, here is today's report

MAT(Mattel) $11.56 -0.53 (-4.38%)

GM(General Motors) $2.70 -0.92 (-25.41%)

I called my stock broker today and told him I want to put all of my money in to car manufacturers.

He said "Do you REALLY want to do that??"

I said "Yeah, put all of my money in to Hotwheels and Matchbox."

He got a good laugh out of it.

You know that might not be a bad idea to put at least some money into Mattel. I just looked and it's paying a 6% dividend and looks like it has the earnings to support it.

Hey kids, all ages of kids need their toys.