A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the
> >counter and said, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
> >I'd really rather have a job."
> >
> >The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
> >We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> >chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
> >
> >You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
> >clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
> >expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will be
> >required to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
> >apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
> >
> >The guy said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
> >
> >The social worker replied, "Yeah, well, you started it."