Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

It'd certainly take the edge off of going through TSA security...

Didn't Hooters do this?

Yup. And failed miserably. Your assumption that all business flyers are male is really false. And, businesses stopped flying folks around the country because it's just darned easier to video conference now. You save fortunes.

The majority of airline traffic is now families and vacationers. Better to sell good box lunches and put a little space between the seats. We always upgrade at the gate so we have room to move. Nothing like being squeezed between two large people.

If I wanted to see breasts when I travel, I would take my shirt off and look in the mirror in the bathroom.

Speak for yourself!

I am. I've always said that if our maker had put breasts and a third arm on the males of our species, most men wouldn't ever leave the house and there's be a lot fewer humans here. Probably be the best form of birth control, ever.

Ummm...it was a joke post...hence it being placed in the joke fourms.

I like to . it keeps me thinking...