A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter.

"You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL,
and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

"This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as
part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as
the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex
drive. A two-bedroom loft-type apartment with plasma TV,
stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be
designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a
year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding me!"

The social worker said, "Well, yeah, but you started it."

Great punchline!