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post Jan 28 2010, 08:32 AM
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PETA has taken on the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, alleging that the famous clairvoyant groundhog is abused by the annual festivities and suggesting it be replaced with a robot. In a letter, a PETA representative claims that the crowds, flashbulbs from cameras, and handling involved in Groundhog Day stress out poor Punxsutawney Phil. PETA suggests using an "animatronic" groundhog instead.

The president of the Groundhog Club responded that Phil is kept in a climate-controlled environment year-round where his every need is attended to, reports USA Today. Phil, in fact, enjoys a standard of living "better than the average child in Pennsylvania," says Bill Deeley.
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post Jan 28 2010, 08:40 AM
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post Jan 28 2010, 08:46 AM
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IF replacing Punxsutawney Phil is inevitable, I say we replace him with Tom Cruise!
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post Jan 28 2010, 01:12 PM
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Oh, fer cryin' out loud. This is pathetic.

Yeah, dragging him out of his nice, warm winter den is a rude awakening. He gets quite a nice meal afterwards, and is sent back off to bed to finish his extended nap. It's not like he's beaten, caged in front of the lights for hours and hours, then beaten into hamburger meat.

Will someone PLEASE take away these people's Kool Aid?
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Oh, fer cryin' out loud. This is pathetic.

Yeah, dragging him out of his nice, warm winter den is a rude awakening. He gets quite a nice meal afterwards, and is sent back off to bed to finish his extended nap. It's not like he's beaten, caged in front of the lights for hours and hours, then beaten into hamburger meat.

Will someone PLEASE take away these people's Kool Aid?



I agree... "Phil" has been just fine all these years




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